Royco Mchuzi Mix And 12 Other Crazy Things Kenyans Miss Most While Living Abroad
Once you get on that plane and wave goodbye to your mother country, you never see it. The excitement, curiosity of arriving and exploring your new home always overwhelms many.But as time goes by, and you start getting used to your surroundings, that’s when you remember how sweet that Ketepa tea made your mornings or may be how Ugali once left you drowsy that hot Monday afternoon.You then find yourself really missing home.It’s no secret, Kenyans miss a lot of stuff from home when abroad. Below are some of the things – some crazy – that Kenyans miss when miles and miles away.
- Weather
In most part of Africa, people only know two kinds of weather, rain and sun. But abroad it’s a whole different type of ball game. The luxury of not having to deal with tornadoes, hurricanes, storms and snow is just what many miss most.
2. Family and friendsAs much as Kenyans living abroad talk to their families on daily basis via skypes and WhatsApps and Facebooks, it’s not just the same as your cousins from Maragua stopping by or waking up to your mother’s tea or your grandfather trying to explain how things have changed whenever he's around.3. The vibrant party scene and party foodKenyans love partying. Abroad you can also party but it’s not as simplified as in Kenya or many other African countries. Think of this, you walk out, get a few smokies, boiled eggs, fried chicken gizzards or whatever you want just outside the club.Just outside the club. Abroad, it usually just a taxi.4. Tusker Baridi (you must include 'baridi') A gulp of a few bottles of cold Tusker has helped many Kenyans get their life on track. Really.It's one of the missed drinks that people in the diaspora dream of.
5. Ugali and Sukuma wikiNow, when in Kenya, many dislike the meal..especially when there's no meat to accompany it. But a couples of years in the US can change things and make it appear in your prayer list.6. Coastal BeachesEveryone misses Mombasa, the sunny weather, the beaches, the crazy party scene, the beach parties and the amazing Swahili dishes that Mombasa has to offer among other water-sport activities.7. Royco.While it’s a surprise on this list, it’s one of the most requested things by Kenyans living abroad.8. Nyama Choma.There’s this narrative that’s passed around especially in campuses of how so and so’s cousins were deported after illegally slaughtering a goat in their bathtub in the U.S because they just couldn’t stay another day without Nyama Choma.Whether it's true or not, it made us eat Nyama Choma even more just in case we ended in Trump’s territory one day.
9. Tea and CoffeeSipping tea or Coffee is another thing Kenyans living abroad miss. Getting together for tea with friends or just a cold morning and you can’t wait to get your hands on that homemade tea is a memory that has many wishing they should come home.10. BargainingKenyans abroad miss how they would talk their way out of paying for a T-shirt listed at KSh 1000 to paying almost half for it. “Your bargaining skills always determine your buying price,” my mum always warned before handing us pocket money.You are as rich as you can bargain in Kenyan.11. Fruits and vegetablesThe accessibility of buying fresh fruits from vendors and markets just close by now haunts them badly.12. Speaking Kiswahili, sheng and mother tongueI once heard a Kenyan say speaking English for a long period of time is painful to the mouth. They miss the days when they could just slot a word from their mother tongue for something they couldn't explain in English or Swahili.13. Politics and its theatrics It's not a secret, politicians can be clowns in Kenya.We have seen politicians come in choppers to launch a wooden bridge, drink sewer water to prove residents need change and others embarrassing themselves on live TV while trying to address their followers. Somehow, people become addicted to all these.And, before you know it, you end following their drama....instead of their track record.